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ZINES BY SWERVE
TRASH ENGLISH
TRASH MATHS VOL 1.2 & 3
FUNNY SHIT ALMANAC

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TRASH ENGLISH

sissy spaek : french recordlike trash maths but with english, ghost written by brendan phelan this is the most intellectualised issue yet.
Sample question:

Q:In a written statement submitted at his committal hearing, Darren wrote: “Yes I have an history of mental problems, but when I shot Alice and the kids it was Self Defense.” What’s wrong with Darren’s plea?

A:writing defence with an “s” is more of an American usage. Also, technically, there’s no need for capitals in “self defence”. (We’d be prepared to turn a blind eye to that, except he’s trying to be smart by writing “an history”, which is just an ignorant attempt to show off.)

TRASH MATHS vol 1, 2 and 3

sissy spaek : french recordMathematics for the seedy underbelly of life, easily explained for even the most marginalised criminal. Sample question:

Q:Kevin the bent cop makes $600 a week but shakes down drug dealers and pimp for an extra $800 a week on average. If kevins morgage on his house in woollara is $500 a week how much can Kevin piss up a wall weekly?
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FUNNY SHIT ALMANAC (includes vol 1.2 and 3)

sissy spaek : french recordHighly amusing stories about shit from all over the world. in one neat easy to read volume.