| TRASH ENGLISH |
like trash maths but with english, ghost written by brendan phelan this is the most intellectualised issue yet.
Sample question:
Q:In a written statement submitted at his committal hearing, Darren wrote: “Yes I have an history of mental problems, but when I shot Alice and the kids it was Self Defense.” What’s wrong with Darren’s plea?
A:writing defence with an “s” is more of an American usage. Also, technically, there’s no need for capitals in “self defence”. (We’d be prepared to turn a blind eye to that, except he’s trying to be smart by writing “an history”, which is just an ignorant attempt to show off.)
| TRASH MATHS vol 1, 2 and 3 |
Mathematics for the seedy underbelly of life, easily explained for even the most marginalised criminal. Sample question:
Q:Kevin the bent cop makes $600 a week but shakes down drug dealers and pimp for an extra $800 a week on average. If kevins morgage on his house in woollara is $500 a week how much can Kevin piss up a wall weekly?
A:
| FUNNY SHIT ALMANAC (includes vol 1.2 and 3) |
Highly amusing stories about shit from all over the world. in one neat easy to read volume.















































